F***ing dogs baiku

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Warm evening. Sun setting. Time for 45min blast on singlespeed (make mental note at this point, dear reader). Along road, into fields (on bridleway, to set the scene), round corner, f****ing dog jumps under my wheels, have to slam on to avoid it, greyhound. Swear at owner to keep dog under control, "Get that f****ing dog out of my way". Don't stop as dog chasing me now.

Not a day to pick a fight with a fast dog on a singlespeed (34:16). The dog was jogging to keep up, barely trying.

Eventually peels away back to owner after 300m.

Fastest 300m on a singlespeed in my life :roll:

Cadence? oooh, probably 300 per min.
 
I laughed, shouldn't, but did :lol: Vision of sheer terror on your face!

Having been chased by a dog quite recently, its not fun, thats why I f-ing hate the damn things :x
 
I laughed at the title - thought it was going to be something quite innapropriate :wink:
 
i saw yesterday the best dog ever! although i definately agree with you!

was just about to descend part of the beast trail at coed y brenin and this guy catches me up with a sheepdog running with him, said hello etc and watched as the dog set of down the descent with the guy following him! dog was hooning it! bloke struggling to keep up! met them at the bottom and had another chat, said he'd run over him several times in the past but the dog just kept running! couldn't believe it! downhill dogging!
 
get them on my local cycle path all the time,bloody things,always run in your way,or just sit in front of you,owner does sod all,lets them crap all over the path too :evil:
 
You need a Mt Zefal to keep the mutts at bay. Ooooh, I happen to be selling a few on e-bay! :)

Hate dogs.
 
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