Used in conjunction..my two and three most loathed words

I'd piss myself if the HSE came to my place. Rafters full of old nails at head height, uneven floors with holes in, axle stands made in the 1950's, water that comes through the roof onto the sockets, a bucket for a toilet, no warning signs, barrels of thinners next to the bench grinders etc. hell I even use a Benson & Hedges cigerette as a filter when spraying smaller items!
The world has gone mad- **** em I say!
 
send a response on toilet paper saying that the letter they sent you failed to warn you that the paper was sharp and that you got a paper cut from it.request next time that they supply safety gloves free with any correspondance they send you with a 2 week advance warning sticker made out of dye free envi friendly foam (with no sharp corners).
 
I'm a safety case writer although not for the HSE. Unfortunately it's my job to clear up the mess and provide probability figures for accidents at work. You'd be surprised what things the normal (stupid) human being can do.

You lot probably keep me in a job ;) :LOL:
 
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