My cage got rattled when I got a pm from a member who wishes to remain anonymous. In this PM the History Man reckons my sandwich is a modern-day repro, not an original buttie.
I merely suggested that your sandwich was no where near as moist as Fanny's.
For this you 'out' me? :evil:
Please cancel my subscription to your illustrated publication immediately. I shall greatly miss the photographs of your nocturnal 'outings' with Mr Flyer, but feel it to be the only redress open to me. I shall return the magnifying glass forthwith.