Rubbish joke thread

Kestonian":2voz09a1 said:
ringo":2voz09a1 said:
What do you call a man with a wooden head?
What do call a man with four wooden heads?
I don't know but I bet Edward Woodwood would!


Why does Edward Woodward have so many d's in his name?
Because otherwise he would be called Ewar Woowar

HEY! i was going to do that one! :( :LOL:
 
Gravy Monster":1oa0xx6k said:
What do you call a man under a pile of leaves
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Russel


What do you call a dead man under a pile of leaves
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Pete :LOL:
OK, you've forced me to go to that dark, un-PC place with this series...

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, in a bush?



Russell.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch?



Matt.


What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the sea?



Bob.
 
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Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

(It works better if you actually tell it and carry it on for 10 minutes)
 
What's brown and sticky? - A stick

What's brown and runny? - Linford Christie

What's pink and fluffy? - Pink fluff

What's green and smells of paint? - Green paint

What's orange and invisible? - No carrots

What's grey and heavy? - A carpark

What cheese can you use to disguise a small horse? - Mascarpone

What cheese can you use to attract bears? - Camembert

The other night I dreamed I was eating a giant marshmallow. I woke up and one of my giant marshmallows was gone!!!

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane?......
















The pilot, you massive racist.

I can go on like this all day.
 
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