Karma NOS Crud Claw

[legrandefromage]

Free Crud claw to whomever can make me titter the most...

 

[ferrus]

“me titter”, that’s no way to talk about your good lady, tut.

 

[trailstar82]

“me titter”, that’s no way to talk about your good lady, tut.

Competition closed ;-)

 

[jonnymcenroe]

I've got a bunch of crud that should be deliberately clawed out...

 

[novocaine]

I shall not pander to your whimsical ways and wants. Am I clown, do I amuse you? I suggest you take your claw and shove it deep into the hole where the sun doesnt not shine*.


*the well at the end of the garden.

 

[legrandefromage]

one has yet to titter

 

[Mr Crudley]

Thou dost titter, ye shall......... Ahem.......

In Le Grande Fromage's time, a man of might,
With cheese so grand, a noble sight,
Let's raise our glass, and nod in cheer,
To this man, with cheese held dear.

Oh, sir, with cheese so big and round,
Your dairy riches do astound.
A cheese like yours, a savory treasure,
Brings joy to us in equal measure.

With Le Grande Fromage's gaze, we shall behold,
Your cheese, a tale so often told.
A feast for kings, a feast for all,
Each bite a blissful, creamy sprawl.

As history unfolds its grand design,
Let not your cheese ever decline.
For in this rhyme, we stand with pride,
With you, dear sir, on this cheese-filled ride.

So let us titter, let us cheer,
For your cheese, oh man so dear.
In Le Grande Fromage's time, we raise a toast,
To the cheese that we all crave the most!

 

[novocaine]

Thou dost titter, ye shall......... Ahem.......

In Le Grande Fromage's time, a man of might,
With cheese so grand, a noble sight,
Let's raise our glass, and nod in cheer,
To this man, with cheese held dear.

Oh, sir, with cheese so big and round,
Your dairy riches do astound.
A cheese like yours, a savory treasure,
Brings joy to us in equal measure.

With Le Grande Fromage's gaze, we shall behold,
Your cheese, a tale so often told.
A feast for kings, a feast for all,
Each bite a blissful, creamy sprawl.

As history unfolds its grand design,
Let not your cheese ever decline.
For in this rhyme, we stand with pride,
With you, dear sir, on this cheese-filled ride.

So let us titter, let us cheer,
For your cheese, oh man so dear.
In Le Grande Fromage's time, we raise a toast,
To the cheese that we all crave the most!

Suck up

 

[grey-beard]

If you give me your address, I can come around with my feather duster? That usually works.
I don't want the crud claw though, I have one somewhere?

 

[Stressed]

Man goes into a butchers shop.
Man: 'Do you have a sheep's head?'
Butcher: 'No, it's just the way I comb my hair'.

(Don't want the CC either- just a lover of crap old jokes )