Please take note that the first two images of the article are sourced exactly in this thread and I don't plan to suggest otherwise. While there still is good weather I will try to be riding more and stay less on the internet. But I feel it's a duty to come up with my cranks story of my own.
(...and I secretly hope somebody in the know will give me some feedback on my 3G cranks.)
As for the English, the irony is deserved.
Cheers good people on Retrobike!
Mx