I'm glad you are able to ride your Klein with tatty paint. Many owners don't have the skills or confidence to do so, but that's okay. I offer a Klein-with-less-than-perfect-paint riding service. Simply post me your Klein and I will ride it as it is - whatever the state of the paint.
My fees are very reasonable, in fact nugatory. My current waiting list is 0 weeks and I have a flexible turnaround arrangement: I'll ride your Klein for as long as you want me to.
Any one know how I go about getting a banner ad?