Dictionary definition of Mountain bike.

[novocaine]

I'm thick and so are tyres.

I'm also knobbly and round.

 

[KermitGKona88]

I'm thick and so are tyres.

I'm also knobbly and round.

Me too..

 

[grey-beard]

I'm thick and so are tyres.

I'm also knobbly and round.

Oh Christ, I'm none of those, does that mean that I'm not a mountain bike?

 

[novocaine]

Oh Christ, I'm none of those, does that mean that I'm not a mountain bike?

Perhaps not, have you looked up the definition of gravel bike, maybe your one of those?

 

[grey-beard]

Perhaps not, have you looked up the definition of gravel bike, maybe your one of those?

I'm definitely not one of those, the bars are all wrong. Maybe I'm actually a BMX, I used to be.