Carlos Santana

[The History Man]

I’d like to be a Gregorian Monk if I had the chants.

 

[Repack Rider]

I was that the Fillmore West when Carlos auditioned for Bill Graham in 1969. Later, as the roadie for another Bay Area band, the Sons of Champlin, I worked on a lot of shows with his band.

 

[The History Man]

I have tattoos on my upper arm and when my friends are feeling sad I let them colour them in.





Sometimes people just need a shoulder to crayon.

 

[The History Man]

Did you know that there is a single mushroom that is enough to feed you for the rest of your life?

 

[Takingabreak]

Is it poisonous?

 

[incorrigible]

Did you know that there is a single mushroom that is enough to feed you for the rest of your life?

Whoever knows the answer to that one must be a real fun gi.

 

[The History Man]

I’m launching a series of books aimed at children.





Hopefully I’ll hit one of them.

 

[The History Man]

What do you get when you mix human dna with whale dna?










Thrown out of Seaworld.

 

[incorrigible]

What do you get when you mix human dna with whale dna?










Thrown out of Seaworld.

That's only if you free willy and have an orcasm.

 

[The History Man]

I’ve started writing lyrics about sewing machines,






I want to be a Singer songwriter