Best advert ever !

[matt24777]

Still waiting for mrs HM to wake up and get my breakfast (in bed) hope she's not dead.

Poke her , you'll soon find out ! :shock:

depends what you poke her with, how brave are you?

 

[The History Man]

Coffee and scrambled eggs on toast once aroused , lovely woman. Just back from picking up olives, cheese, salami, stuffed peppers, french sticks........ light nibbles prior to inlaws for pub lunch tomorrow. Hard Life.