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V - I think the problem is you've spent too long denying yer a petrolheid and cramping yer lanky bod into microcars and onto scooters........I suggest you ask JimiH for guidance and get a stonking V8 monstrosity in which to power around The Lothians with a vehicular swagger intent on nuthin but pure hedonism (see Rob for details) :xmas-big-grin:
Get some decent music on, talk to folks, and just chill.
And remember, To Thine Own Self Be True Laddie