I had a great one last week, bought a set of Easton Monkey Lite Carbon, described as "structurally fine, but decals have peeled under the grips".
Well his idea of structurally fine must involve being such a thick cnut that he has to try and pry the grips off with a screwdriver, crushing the bar ends and totally delaminating the bars. Obviously the grips were lock ons and he's failed to notice this prior to a hamfisted removal attempt.
Shame really as he had all good feedback prior to ignoring my emails.