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 Post subject: Free to a good home.
PostPosted: Thu Dec 12, 2019 9:05 pm 
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I recently acquired a new lady in my life. A 1996 Proflex. ImageMy wife has told me I have too many ladies in my life already so sadly I have to let one go. I don't want any money for her, she's free to a good home.
Her name is Alison. She earns a decent salary, is nice looking, a good cook and good with kids. Treat yourself for Christmas. PM me.

EDIT: I'd better add a footnote to this. I keep getting offers to take Alison away. That's my wife, not the bike! I never actually give bikes names. It's just a little jest for the festive season :xmas-big-grin:


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 Post subject: Re: Free to a good home.
PostPosted: Thu Dec 12, 2019 9:30 pm 
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Sounds like a bargain - does she have all her own teeth


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Any pictures, nudge nudge, wink wink, know what I mean ?? :lol:


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 Post subject: Re: Free to a good home.
PostPosted: Thu Dec 12, 2019 11:36 pm 
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Candid snaps?


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 Post subject: Re: Free to a good home.
PostPosted: Fri Dec 13, 2019 5:22 am 
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Say no more ... say no more ... !!


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 Post subject: Re: Free to a good home.
PostPosted: Fri Dec 13, 2019 5:48 am 
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Yes to the bike no to the wife ,enough trouble with mine lol


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 Post subject: Re: Free to a good home.
PostPosted: Fri Dec 13, 2019 3:28 pm 
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Perfect name :)

Alison


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