My day job involves Network Security/Administration and we have some 'perimeter security' software that inspects every single email, incoming and outgoing and takes appropriate action based on criteria we define....one of the things it does very well is catch SPAM emails and i've noticed some brilliant 'subject lines' this week that made me laugh....here are some of what we have 'caught' this week:
Cat mauls owner in horror attack
Tornado in New York destroys city
Elton John dies in rocket ship
Pope killed by assasin in Vatican City
utter and complete domination now possible
Ninja attack in New York Times Square
Michael Jackson Dies in Bed
Queen Elizabeth abducted in Tibet
'Elton John dies in rocket ship' has to be one of the funniest I have seen ever.
P.S I wouldn't recommend opening ANY of these messages if you happen to end up with some in your Inbox !!!
Cat mauls owner in horror attack
Tornado in New York destroys city
Elton John dies in rocket ship
Pope killed by assasin in Vatican City
utter and complete domination now possible
Ninja attack in New York Times Square
Michael Jackson Dies in Bed
Queen Elizabeth abducted in Tibet
'Elton John dies in rocket ship' has to be one of the funniest I have seen ever.
P.S I wouldn't recommend opening ANY of these messages if you happen to end up with some in your Inbox !!!
