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Are grumpy pirates a little stern?
Just made that up. Sorry.
Just made that up. Sorry.
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No, they're just anchor-y.The History Man":20i8dgz8 said:
Yup, made that one up, too.
Alrighty, then, where did I put that coat of mine?......
A 6' 4" pirate goes into a bar wearing a paper towel on his head and orders a very, very, very large dark rum, without ice. The bartender says nothing, just pours the huge glass of rum and hands it to the pirate, without even asking if he wants a cherry or umbrella.
He looks at the (rather handsome) pirate, draws himself up to his full height of 5' 8" and asks "Why are you wearing a paper towel?"
"HAAAAArrrrrr..." says the pirate. "I've got a bounty on me head!"
He looks at the (rather handsome) pirate, draws himself up to his full height of 5' 8" and asks "Why are you wearing a paper towel?"
"HAAAAArrrrrr..." says the pirate. "I've got a bounty on me head!"
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Mr Panda":2zpt2j42 said:
Best one yet. I now have a new favorite pirate joke, thanks!
Q: Which ancient Greek lyric poet do pirates like the best?
A: PindARRR.
Q: If a pirate were to recite one of the Olympian odes by the aforementioned poet, which one would it be?
A: The XIth Nemean Ode, “To ARRRistagoras, the Prytanis of Tenedos, son of ARRRchesilaus.”
Q: If that same pirate were then to recite a 20th-century poem about the nature of poetry, what would it be?
A: “ARRRs Poetica” by ARRRchibald MacLeish.
Q: What if he went on to recite a poem by Sir Walter Scott?
A: “LochinvARRR.”
A: PindARRR.
Q: If a pirate were to recite one of the Olympian odes by the aforementioned poet, which one would it be?
A: The XIth Nemean Ode, “To ARRRistagoras, the Prytanis of Tenedos, son of ARRRchesilaus.”
Q: If that same pirate were then to recite a 20th-century poem about the nature of poetry, what would it be?
A: “ARRRs Poetica” by ARRRchibald MacLeish.
Q: What if he went on to recite a poem by Sir Walter Scott?
A: “LochinvARRR.”
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Q: What might a pirate encounter if he were to enter the the Caves of Caerbannog in search of the Holy Grail?
A: The legendary Black Beast of Aaaaaarrr!!!
Q: And where might he find the Grail?
A: In the Castle ARrrr!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEcvSq4SDkc
A: The legendary Black Beast of Aaaaaarrr!!!
Q: And where might he find the Grail?
A: In the Castle ARrrr!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEcvSq4SDkc
Mr Panda":2k805uz5 said:A 6' 4" pirate goes into a bar wearing a paper towel on his head and orders a very, very, very large dark rum, without ice. The bartender says nothing, just pours the huge glass of rum and hands it to the pirate, without even asking if he wants a cherry or umbrella.
He looks at the (rather handsome) pirate, draws himself up to his full height of 5' 8" and asks "Why are you wearing a paper towel?"
"HAAAAArrrrrr..." says the pirate. "I've got a bounty on me head!"
I told this to my 11 and 13 year old, they didn't quite get it, they were thinking of the chocolate bar :roll: I shall tell it to my hubby instead.
This pirate walks into a bar with a big ship's wheel down his pants. The bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but do you know you have a ship's wheel down the front of your pants?"
And the pirate says...
Aaargh, it's driving me nuts!!
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On bonfire night do they light piratechnics?
Sorry, made that up as well :facepalm:
Sorry, made that up as well :facepalm:
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