So, the arresting Police officer said to me...

legrandefromage · Jul 14, 2009

...''do you have any sharp objects on you, Sir?''

''Only an erudite wit and a neat turn of phrase!''

So THAT is what a CS gas is for....

Over and out....

tintin40 · Jul 14, 2009

your the Oscar Wilde of the site :shock:

gibbleking · Jul 14, 2009

hes here till friday....try the veal

gibbleking · Jul 14, 2009

other ways to annoy da lawah....
when asked at the airport if you packed the suitcase..never ever say u left it alone on a dodgy street somewhere so ya not really sure whats in there.

secondly...whilst at the hannover airport during the 70s never make jokes about odd parcels to the large german secuirty lady.apparantly when my bro came out of the full body search he was quite upset.

Iwasgoodonce · Jul 14, 2009

Oh to have been the ocifer on duty when Oscar gave that famous quote.

"I'll put that down as nothing then sir, shall I?"

So, the arresting Police officer said to me...

legrandefromage

tintin40

gibbleking

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