Blimey - there's a whole new set of household appliance-themed internet memes ripe for exploitation there. Mind you, that's a high-quality kettle - designed to last for a thousand years.
"Attractive terraced property for sale in up and coming area. Plenty of lebensraum, comes with several annexes, ideal for entertaining guests as it has its own ballroom (only the one, admittedly). Please note this property is ineligible for insurance via Churchill.", etc.