Man Flu is the most dangerous virus known to civilization. Apparently approx 50% of the population suffer from it. Whilst the other 50% are totally unaware and unsympathetic to it's sufferers.
I've been looking for 'Hughie' and his brother 'Ralph' who both live in my toilet. Was back and for on the hour all last night. My other half has kicked me into the spare room where I ended up having a fight with the duvet for 6 hours (I lost )
At one point I had a bit of a Ewan McGregor moment and actually saw things that I haven't seen since 1991 after dabbling with certain illegal substances in Newquay. I'm now too Ill to go to sleep and am sat in bed (spare room ) moaning and groaning to myself. (and I aint watching Youporn!!)
Why haven't we found a cure for this yet!! To cap it all I've now got a dodgy guts and it's my blo*dy days off. Great can't even have a day on the Queen :twisted: Don't know if its Swine Flu, don't matter what it is, all I know is that I'm Bad (pronounced Bard for all those non Welsh folk)
I've dosed up on the Paracetamol and am now waiting for round 2 with the Duvet. I'm going to get the b*stard tonight!!
I've been looking for 'Hughie' and his brother 'Ralph' who both live in my toilet. Was back and for on the hour all last night. My other half has kicked me into the spare room where I ended up having a fight with the duvet for 6 hours (I lost )
At one point I had a bit of a Ewan McGregor moment and actually saw things that I haven't seen since 1991 after dabbling with certain illegal substances in Newquay. I'm now too Ill to go to sleep and am sat in bed (spare room ) moaning and groaning to myself. (and I aint watching Youporn!!)
Why haven't we found a cure for this yet!! To cap it all I've now got a dodgy guts and it's my blo*dy days off. Great can't even have a day on the Queen :twisted: Don't know if its Swine Flu, don't matter what it is, all I know is that I'm Bad (pronounced Bard for all those non Welsh folk)
I've dosed up on the Paracetamol and am now waiting for round 2 with the Duvet. I'm going to get the b*stard tonight!!