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Oi! You, yes you in the car/ van/ truck:
Use your ******* indicators! If I manage to catch you I will pummel your head into the ground
Dont text while driving a 14 tonne gravel lorry! I can see you! If I manage to catch you I will pummel your head into the ground
Dont overtake while I'm travelling in the opposite direction - I will play chicken with my 10kg bicycle and you 1400kg car. If I manage to catch you I will pummel your head into the ground
Look both ways while pulling out of a turning and dont expect me to let you out because you are too stupid to expect another person to be on the road at the same time as you - kicking your car as I went by was most satisfactory. If I manage to catch you I will pummel your head into the ground
Ooh its a bicycle in front of me at a junction, muuuuust overtake then slam my brakes on in front of him! If I manage to catch you I will pummel your head into the ground
Cyclists!
Put some ******* lights on your bike, if you can afford that Boardman with the Fox Floats then why not some lights in the thick morning fog. If I manage to catch you I will pummel your head into the ground
Mudguards - why is so difficult to fit these? Is the brown shit stripe up your arse a badge of honour? Do your co-workers/ family appreciate that? If I manage to catch you I laugh at you with my clean clothes
Just an average day on my 15/ 30 mile commute...
Use your ******* indicators! If I manage to catch you I will pummel your head into the ground
Dont text while driving a 14 tonne gravel lorry! I can see you! If I manage to catch you I will pummel your head into the ground
Dont overtake while I'm travelling in the opposite direction - I will play chicken with my 10kg bicycle and you 1400kg car. If I manage to catch you I will pummel your head into the ground
Look both ways while pulling out of a turning and dont expect me to let you out because you are too stupid to expect another person to be on the road at the same time as you - kicking your car as I went by was most satisfactory. If I manage to catch you I will pummel your head into the ground
Ooh its a bicycle in front of me at a junction, muuuuust overtake then slam my brakes on in front of him! If I manage to catch you I will pummel your head into the ground
Cyclists!
Put some ******* lights on your bike, if you can afford that Boardman with the Fox Floats then why not some lights in the thick morning fog. If I manage to catch you I will pummel your head into the ground
Mudguards - why is so difficult to fit these? Is the brown shit stripe up your arse a badge of honour? Do your co-workers/ family appreciate that? If I manage to catch you I laugh at you with my clean clothes
Just an average day on my 15/ 30 mile commute...