C'mon then people, and Al, do your worst I'll kick off with a few that I heard recently.....
Paddy goes to the vet and says "I think my goldfish has epilepsy"
The vet looks and says, "it seems fine to me, sir."
"Hang on," says Paddy, "I haven't taken it out of the tank yet!"
My girlfriend texted me earlier, "Why don't you ever put an X at the end of your texts?"
I replied, "Sorry babe. Michelle."
Craig David has been appointed to help out the GB Olympic Archery Team.
He has been given the role of Bow Selector!
Paddy goes to the vet and says "I think my goldfish has epilepsy"
The vet looks and says, "it seems fine to me, sir."
"Hang on," says Paddy, "I haven't taken it out of the tank yet!"
My girlfriend texted me earlier, "Why don't you ever put an X at the end of your texts?"
I replied, "Sorry babe. Michelle."
Craig David has been appointed to help out the GB Olympic Archery Team.
He has been given the role of Bow Selector!