Is my stem straight . . .?

[bagpuss]

NO CARBON FIBRE THOUGH.



Or whips .

 

[moonlite]

Knowing this lot ,half of us might get banned for straying to far off topic

Hmm . . . it's a good point -- it's a topic rich with potential innuendo . . .

 

[bagpuss]

Just think of the potential.
Plant stems.
Stem cells.
Stems for lamps.
Stem ginger.
Wine glass stem. .( plenty of knowledge about that here)
stems of vegetables.
Stems for music (woz )
Fruit stems (steady now)
Ships . (That sail in the night )

Ffs I had better go and do some thing useful.