Oh my goodness. Jon really sorry to hear this, but glad you're on the road to recovery now. There are some wonderful staff at SGH although it's a hell of a place to stay.
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I've a small Stumpjumper (13.5) or Gary Fisher (13) on gumtree.
Links to the adds, obviously I can do either a bit better for a retrobike member.
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This is not sad, this is just an extension of your attachment. I've always loved New Order, I later loved Joy Division (Look I'm only mid forties so I missed them) I love Electronic & The other two, I don't mind a bit of Monaco either