I found a cure...
Buy a 2008 Land Rover discovery 3 HSE with a knackered engine that needs lots of repairs totally strip it down to the bare chassis refurb everything (and I do mean everything) from the ground up take a perfectly good engine strip that down to its component parts and eventually rebuild it with all new parts. After doing this for 6 months you will have the following
No time to fix bikes
No money to buy new projects
No time to ride your bikes
More room for storing Land Rover parts as you sell your collection to pay for said parts
and still no Land Rover that you can actually drive