Carlos Santana

My wife didn't believe I'd made a bicycle out of spaghetti until I rode pasta.
 
I bought a smoking jacket
As I thought it would amaze her
But she just got some matches
And turned it to a blazer.

Brian Bilston
 
The Devon and Cornwall retro music festival has been cancelled.

the organisers couldn’t agree whether the jam or cream should go on first.
 
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Fibonacci
 
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