Road Riders

mikee":lov1vz3d said:
speedo's rob

remember that time you were on the bus shelter outside the bookies in your
speedos waiting for toosh's mum to come out and then


shit sorry

shouldn't mention that again


You friggin loud mouth :oops:

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Rob what you been up to?? i am shocked :shock: :shock: :shock:
 
have you forgotten already?

gather round lads and i'll tell the a story
now i'm not gonna go into the sorded details of this incedent
but lets just say it was the making of a few people
MISS o'shea had a restraining order slapped on her ,she was to go no
closer than 200 yards within a bookies in the bay area
the impact this had was life changing ,no more halepeno cheese roasters
no more tripple cheese family pizza slices ,it also excluded her from hasims save,swill and bet
the upshot was she lost 11 stone in 4 months and returned to being the goddesss she was in her earlier life
rob ,you did well fella ,he got a moddelling contract with grattans catalouge ,the sports ware section
photo shoots in far flung places ,it afforded him the yacht he's picced up
on here ,he even sailed it back from miami ,single handed
least it was when he reached methil

and me
well gunny ,flash and i got £250 (split 3 ways) and a chance to meet lisa riley offof you've been framed ,saying that it cost us about £60 each
that lass can supp i tell you
they never showed the clip tho
 
Mikee, do you perchance read the novels of Robert Rankin, you have a similar and most amusing narrative style :LOL:
 
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