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I know you want wide Gus and not what I've got but how about some nice, narrow (19") Scott wide weave carbon bars? Yours for pennies (well pounds actually, but not much).
Stick a 150 or so stem on these narrow puppies and you'll have steering to keep you involved on the easiest ride and something with which to astonish the tatooed and pierced young hucksters as you fly downhill past them.