a, you were very drunk. : unfortunately not
b, It came with a big box of Belgian beer. : i wish, that would have been the good thing about the bike
c, You want to be liked by all the other befuddled Klien bike riders. : buying friendship is something that i stopped doing a few weeks back
d, God told you to do it. : i am an atheist
e, You've lost your marbles. : that has to be it,......
