Cycling Shorts and shaving

Ok Guys so its a quick leg shave, pull on the lycra and toodle about in some secluded woods followed by a quick dip in the pond wearing speedos.

Someone has to start taking the piss here. I feel like I am standing next to a straight man.

Nothing like feeling the wind in your handlebar moustache eh? (like when the bloke farts as you are squeltching him).
 
Lid":1udnb1nh said:
Nothing like feeling the wind in your handlebar moustache eh? (like when the bloke farts as you are squeltching him).


Hope Tom Ritchey doesn't come by here and read that! (fisrt bit).

2nd bit - toooo much info/ insight thanks.


:shock: :LOL:
 
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Retrobike Annual General Meeting.......
 
You do have to watch yourself on this site, I once made an off the cuff (honest) remark on the paintjob of a 20 year old bar/stem and WHAY-HAY next Guy up is of course the guy who made it (20 years ago).
Maybe I am just used to being criticized all the time.
 
Wu-Tangled":1xbaehwy said:
kingroon":1xbaehwy said:
You go swimming in Speedos?? :shock:

Hang on, where do you just "stand" in your Speedos? Tescos?

Hahahaha :LOL:


I would have thought that you - a sort of Australian/ Englander would have understood that as socially unacceptable as they are, Speedo's are so much easier to swim in than (no courage of your conviction) Costa Del Nike shorts or similar. ??



:D

Okay okay! I admit it.. I do wear Le Budgie Smuggler.. :roll:

But under my wetsuit/boardies.. ;)
 
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