Bought some of this stuff on Amazon

The reviews are Highlarious, but can't imagine what the Dept. of Homeland Security would think if that ended up on my doorstep. :oops:
 
Dont carry it about in your trouser pockets ,not if you plan on having kids :LOL: :LOL:
Tape it to your bike and cycle around London :LOL: you'll have the sensors they buried going mad
Keep the security forces on high alert :LOL: :LOL:
 
dyna-ti":165anu44 said:
Dont carry it about in your trouser pockets ,not if you plan on having kids :LOL: :LOL:
Tape it to your bike and cycle around London :LOL: you'll have the sensors they buried going mad
Keep the security forces on high alert :LOL: :LOL:

Aye- and put on a big false beard and carry a rucksac for extra chuckles.......... :p
 
I recently purchased this poster, and while it's lifelike, well made and had a certain, portly charm to it, I have since found out that it's actually *cheaper* to hire Paul Ross to come over and stand against a wall, whenever you feel the need to look at him.

:p
 
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