Pulled the wrappers off and there it was - a beautiful 1993 Breezer Cloud 9... then i woke up... and realised i'd been dreaming. Oh well. The books and cds and coffee beans are lovely too and i do loook pretty dapper in my new shirt...
It's been 6 RetroBike christmases [many more pre-RB] since I first brought the issue to Santa's attention, and I have still not received my 1993 Breezer Cloud 9.
What a waste of years when I could have been really naughty...