Aye, I joke, of course- never had a bad RTA, thank chuff, but like all of us who ride bikes, been bloody millimeter close to nearly having one on many occaisions.
Once though my number was really up on Madeira Drive in Brighton (naw, wisnae Eubank- at least ye can hear that fecher coming!!), when I saw a bus coming head on in my lane with a Ginger Child at the wheel, no sign of slowing down....................
Luckily it transpired it was a German bus, and the Ginner kid was in the front jumpseat whilst the proper driver was just pulling back into a better parking spot..........
But sometimes the chammy in bike shorts needs two washes, if ye see what I mean!!
Once though my number was really up on Madeira Drive in Brighton (naw, wisnae Eubank- at least ye can hear that fecher coming!!), when I saw a bus coming head on in my lane with a Ginger Child at the wheel, no sign of slowing down....................
Luckily it transpired it was a German bus, and the Ginner kid was in the front jumpseat whilst the proper driver was just pulling back into a better parking spot..........
But sometimes the chammy in bike shorts needs two washes, if ye see what I mean!!