WTF ? Homemade sex aid, women's stockings and a Jack Russell

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November 19, 2008 04:20pm
A MAN caught by police with his penis submerged in a pasta sauce jar was still pleasuring himself while resisting arrest, a court has been told.
Police drew their weapons after New South Wales man Keith Roy Weatherley, 46, led them on a brief, slow-speed car chase, the Newcastle Herald reports.
Weatherley attracted police attention while he was parked in a no-stopping zone near Nobby's Beach on October 26, Newcastle Local Court was told yesterday. .
Police thought he might have a weapon because they saw him doing something with his hands in his lap, the Herald said.
Instead, they found him partially clothed with his genitals in a jar, a police statement said.
That's when the pursuit began, the court was told.
When Weatherley was stopped, he refused to leave his car and four officers used batons and capsicum spray to get him out.
They found a 750mm jar around his penis and said Weatherley attempted to continue "pleasuring himself in between bouts of wrestling".
A search of his car uncovered pornography, a homemade sex aid, women's stockings and a Jack Russell terrier.
 
whats the problem :roll:

its frustrating if you have to stop mid way through and he probably knew he would be spending some time in the cells and you wouldnt want to finish yourself off in there would you :LOL:

like the "pleasuring himself in between bouts of wrestling". just getting into the wrestle when the member stars to lose interest so you have to give it a bit of a tussle to kep it going :LOL:

imagine the welse copper going home to the missus that night ( welsh accents in mind now )

hello darling how was tonight ?

well , i had to wrestle a man frantically wanking in his car , it was terrible , i tried to get him to the ground but he wouldnt stop beating it , then me , then it again
 
I hope he took precautions, anyway- some of them pasta sauces can catch ye out..........

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And what was the Jack Russel's part in all this? :?
Strangely enough ,but could be related ,there is a breed of dog from Italy that is called 'Bolognese'
Was any pasta found at the scene?? :LOL: :LOL:
 

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