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 Post subject: Re: Carlos Santana
PostPosted: Tue Jul 23, 2019 9:08 pm 
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Q: If George Washington was alive today, what would he do?



A: Scratch mercilessly at the coffin walls, screaming loudly till the air runs out.


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 Post subject: Re: Carlos Santana
PostPosted: Tue Jul 23, 2019 9:11 pm 
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A Roman soldier walks into a bar, turns to the barkeep and holds up two fingers saying "5 beers please."


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 Post subject: Re: Carlos Santana
PostPosted: Tue Jul 23, 2019 9:21 pm 
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A bartender says, " We don't serve time travelers in here"

A time traveler walks into a bar.


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 Post subject: Re: Carlos Santana
PostPosted: Tue Jul 23, 2019 9:25 pm 
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A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a martinus.

"You mean a martini?" the bartender asks.

The Roman replies, "If I wanted a double, I would have asked for it!"


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 Post subject: Re: Carlos Santana
PostPosted: Wed Jul 24, 2019 4:00 am 
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dyna-ti wrote:
Q: If George Washington was alive today, what would he do?



A: Scratch mercilessly at the coffin walls, screaming loudly till the air runs out.


:lol: :lol:


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 Post subject: Re: Carlos Santana
PostPosted: Wed Jul 24, 2019 4:01 am 
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dyna-ti wrote:
A Roman soldier walks into a bar, turns to the barkeep and holds up two fingers saying "5 beers please."


Nice one centurion!

Mike


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