favourite non swearing swear words

I'm learning kid-friendly curses, so:

Pencil - is it offensive or not? If someone says "you are a big pencil" can you take offence?

Biscuit - "you're a big ginger biscuit"

Bucket

Gimp

Goon

Doofus

Numbnut
 
frogracer":3cjsolei said:

:LOL: A classic insult. Used our way as someone a bit backward.

Anyone quote from the Viz profanosarus?....

Wizard's sleeve
Terry Waite's allotment
Biffin's bridge
Jogging behind a gritter
etc...

or is it just me?!!! :LOL:

cheers,
boy"O"boy
 
lol yeah i dig the profanisaurus - sooo many. one that aint in there is "jacksons", as in jackson pollocks. kid friendly imo.. :roll:
 
Remember Brian Cant? (Play School, etc) Sounds especially rude in a cockney accent

Bit off thread I know, but what a name.... :oops:
 

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