Adverts on telly are they taking the p...

Iwasgoodonce":ljofzvvk said:
Have you noticed by the way, (and this annoys me far more than it should) that the guys they have advertising the latest 5 blade wonder obviously never have to shave EVER apart for on the ad. I tried it! You know, the lightening quick downward flick right down your face. I don't think I have ever seen that much blood before not even on Saving Private Ryan (no not THAT version)!
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:LOL: :LOL: So true
 
Gillette take the piss- yes, their 3,4 and 5 blade wonders do give a good shave, but they get dearer and dearer.

I eventually dug out my dad's old safety razor and got a brush and soap- perfect shave!! Bladea are @ 75p for a wee set of 5- I bought a box of 20 of them at a chemists years ago, still going...........

Bah, and indeed, Humbug!
 
my better half really gets going at the have a happy period ones :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
she might but damn well dont lol
like living with a lion just waiting for the inevitable mauling lol

rob
o and whats shaving???
 
Yes, this shaving lark is silly money!

1,2,3,4 and now 6 blades! Bit like gears on bikes, 18,21,24 and 27!

Balls to it i'm going SS, Single shave! going to buy myself a cut throat razor and strop.

Hell i ride a Surly 1x1 so how hard can it be?



Cheers,Al. Yes, Ambulance please and can you hurry !:cry:
 
hoegaardenadds1":bdw1a0n3 said:
on a similar topic just heard an advert for intelligent glass! INTELLIGENT GLASS its fooqin melted sand!
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What, it can go to the pub, and know to stop drinking
before it gets smashed

MAXTHEROTTI":bdw1a0n3 said:
i have just seen the ad that al is on about
its for a jml ped egg
they are taking the piss lolol

rob
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And WTF is that?? A kind of Tamagochi that hatches out into Gary Glitter?????
 
Iwasgoodonce":37t5ut23 said:
Have you noticed by the way, (and this annoys me far more than it should) that the guys they have advertising the latest 5 blade wonder obviously never have to shave EVER apart for on the ad. I tried it! You know, the lightening quick downward flick right down your face. I don't think I have ever seen that much blood before not even on Saving Private Ryan (no not THAT version)!
So then what do they do? Terry Henry, Tiger Woods and Roger Federer suddenly appear. If Roger had been the one doing the shaving I may have bought one, but no, its one of the others!!
Tiger never has to shave on account of all the time he spends on windy golf courses, the fluff just blows off.
Terry Henry? As my dad used to say to me when I was 13 or 14, splash your face with milk and let the cat lick it off son.
I know why they didn't get Federer to do that confident down face sweep. They could never have afforded the compensation payout of lost earnings whilst doctors pumped at least 7 units of A and E's finest into the poor sod!
Sorry, rant over.
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What you'll find is they have already had a proper shave with a cut-throat blade, just slapped some foam on top and then shaved with the "wonder" blades for the camera ;)
 
Talking of advertising, saw a lorry today with a very condescending slogan

It was owned by "Bargain Booze" and proclaimed
"making life richer---- for the poorer"

Presumably their cargo will make the poor so pissed that they can forget their miserable existance
 
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