SLIM
BoTM Winner
ONE LESS DICKHEAD
while riding home at 3.30 this morning had one of those "made my day" experiences
there i was rolling along , nice and quiet , no cars in sight
until about 100 yards from home , nice long downhill , just by the school
hear this car coming up behind , fast , faster
here we go i think , better slow down a bit , pull in a bit tighter to the edge
so as he pulls up along side me , doing about 70 , the passengers hanging out of the window , doing a full on monster impression
arms aloft , screaming WAAARRRRGGGGGHHHHH
then in an instant his whole face lights up , in a brilliant white FLASH
yep you got it , in their excitement and planning , to " GET ME "
they had forget one minor detail , the large yellow box on a big grey pole
so i give them a cheery wave in the rear view mirror and nearly fall off the bike laughing
a little phone call to the plod this morning helping them on their way further
what a photo , right outside a SCHOOL , harrassing a cyclist , doing 70
and the moral of the story is ................. SERVE YOU RIGHT YOU TWAT
while riding home at 3.30 this morning had one of those "made my day" experiences
there i was rolling along , nice and quiet , no cars in sight
until about 100 yards from home , nice long downhill , just by the school
hear this car coming up behind , fast , faster
here we go i think , better slow down a bit , pull in a bit tighter to the edge
so as he pulls up along side me , doing about 70 , the passengers hanging out of the window , doing a full on monster impression
arms aloft , screaming WAAARRRRGGGGGHHHHH
then in an instant his whole face lights up , in a brilliant white FLASH
yep you got it , in their excitement and planning , to " GET ME "
they had forget one minor detail , the large yellow box on a big grey pole
so i give them a cheery wave in the rear view mirror and nearly fall off the bike laughing
a little phone call to the plod this morning helping them on their way further
what a photo , right outside a SCHOOL , harrassing a cyclist , doing 70
and the moral of the story is ................. SERVE YOU RIGHT YOU TWAT