Insults, what can you get away with ?

Alison · Jun 15, 2013

I was, while making dinner, singing in my really, really bad voice "When your in love with a beautiful woman it hurts" just came into mind

and my hubby says "How would I know" well he's always been the most tactless person on earth, although he does have a point

Have you been insulting without thinking about it or found the ultimate funny insult?

Alison

corsarob · Jun 15, 2013

i do it all the time,god knows how or why my wife puts up with me,
its "madness"

"it must be love,love,love,da da"

KermitGKona88 · Jun 16, 2013

Our local High street has developed a hole in it, no joke, so there was a report that some time before the hole opened a woman tripped on the uneven surface, I was in a restaurant we frequent often and was saying this to the waitress as i was paying. She said to me that the woman had tripped and caused the hole, I immediately said she must have been one hell of a size to make the hole, then immediately added was it you :?:

Yep she was not amused at all, I don't know why

apache · Jun 16, 2013

I told my ex-wife she was getting fat.

Now married again - learnt my lesson.

We_are_Stevo · Jun 16, 2013

...those conversations that culminate in "He's standing behind me isn't he..."

FMJ · Jun 16, 2013

It's not the dress.

RobMac · Jun 16, 2013

FMJ":yd6dwtpk said:
It's not the dress.

Does this dress make me look fat?

RobMac · Jun 16, 2013

:shock: BTW Ive never worn a dress

mikee · Jun 16, 2013

Can't get them past your ears

Boom boom

mikee · Jun 16, 2013

I suppose that " if you could have sex with any woman in the world ,who would it be ? " she asks
Probably your sister I answers ,situation fits this

Insults, what can you get away with ?

Alison

corsarob

Senior Retro Guru

KermitGKona88

apache

Senior Retro Guru

We_are_Stevo

Old School Grand Master

FMJ

RobMac

RobMac

mikee

mikee

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