I was involved in a random assault in the street a few years ago (as victim) and ended up with a black eye and 7 staples in my head (baseball bat) and thought that was all that was hurt.
I got up the next morning and went for a pee to be greeted with the shocking site of a penis the colour of an aubergine (though sadly smaller). I didn't thing you could bruise that dark!
I got up the next morning and went for a pee to be greeted with the shocking site of a penis the colour of an aubergine (though sadly smaller). I didn't thing you could bruise that dark!
