Ok lighten up! Got any decent bike/cycling jokes?

After all these years, I'm still no better at board games than I was as a kid. Does anyone on RB happen to know how many hotels Professor Plum can build if he lands on a Triple Word Score? Or does it mean he's "in check" and has to slide down the snake to another square? :?

David
 
By the way, I'm thinking of getting out of the glove puppetry business, although I might carry on doing the odd bit here and there - you know, just to keep my hand in. :oops:

David
 
David B":iuvg04fl said:
By the way, I'm thinking of getting out of the glove puppetry business, although I might carry on doing the odd bit here and there - you know, just to keep my hand in. :oops:

David
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I'm sick of my job as a flasher and wanted to quit but decided to stick it out for one more year.
 
An obstetrician, the only specialist who can wallpaper the hall through the letter box.
 
Two Nuns were riding a tandem along Wapping Warf in Bristol. The Nun on the back seat (the stoker) remarked "I've never come this way before", the reply "Must be the cobble stones.

Alison
 
2 cyclists riding along not far from home see a hearse pass by.
the lead cyclist stops and takes his helmet off and holds it to his chest and offers a silent prayer.
his mate says "what a lovely sign of respect"
he says "i know, we would have been married 10 years next week"

i'll get me coat.
 
Was that last one the urban myth of jokes? Good all the same with the cycling angle. :LOL:
 
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