Retro Cat Senior Retro Guru Feb 26, 2013 #1 Evening All Thought I'd ask the Retrobike collective I need some jokes, quotes and one liners about time along the lines of What did the hungry clock do? Go back four seconds... Help urgently needed :shock:
Evening All Thought I'd ask the Retrobike collective I need some jokes, quotes and one liners about time along the lines of What did the hungry clock do? Go back four seconds... Help urgently needed :shock:
Raging_Bulls Sbike Fan Gold Trader Feedback View Feb 26, 2013 #2 What do we want? A time machine. When do we want it? That's irrelevant.
David B Old School Grand Master Feedback View Feb 26, 2013 #3 I bought a mechanical stopwatch, but it came minus some of its most vital parts. Currently scouring the second hand market for something suitable.... David
I bought a mechanical stopwatch, but it came minus some of its most vital parts. Currently scouring the second hand market for something suitable.... David
David B Old School Grand Master Feedback View Feb 26, 2013 #5 I bought an AM clock radio the other week. Trouble is, the thing doesn't work at all beyond noon. David
I bought an AM clock radio the other week. Trouble is, the thing doesn't work at all beyond noon. David
Alison Retrobike Rider Gold Trader Feedback View Feb 27, 2013 #6 Probably a bit late but, what time is it when you get chased by 10 elephants? 10 to 1 and Why was everyone tired on April 1st? They'd just finished a march of 31 days
Probably a bit late but, what time is it when you get chased by 10 elephants? 10 to 1 and Why was everyone tired on April 1st? They'd just finished a march of 31 days
al BoTM Winner Gold Trader BoTY Winner 98+ BoTM Winner Feedback View Feb 27, 2013 #7 Just seen this, go here... http://jokes.smashits.com/jokes_Time-jokes.html al.
L legrandefromage Bin Monkey BoTM Winner PoTM Winner GT Fan Feedback View Feb 27, 2013 #8 "Excuse me - do you know what time it is?" "dont be daft, cant you see we're just potatoes?"
