Dog for sale

DOG FOR SALE :




A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For Sale 'He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.
The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there.

'You talk?' he asks.

'Yep,' the Lab replies.

After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says 'So, what's your story?'
The Lab looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so... I told the CIA.
In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.'


'I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running...

But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in.
I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.'

'I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired.'

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.

'Ten dollars,' the guy says.

'Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?'

'Because he's a Bullshitter. He's never been out of the yard'

haha!!

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Man goes to a cabin in the woods, duck hunting every weekend with his pal and one day his pal turns up with a dog by the name of Rex.
The first morning, they get up and our man says, "I will just go and creep down to the lake and see if there's any ducks yet"
His pal says," don't bother, the dog will do that. Rex go and see how many ducks are on the pond !"

Out goes the dog and 5 minutes later runs back and woofs 20 times.

They pick up their guns and stroll down to the pond, where sure enough 20 ducks are swimming, so they have a good morning's shoot.
Amazed, our man says, "wow, I need a dog like Rex, where did you get him ? " so his pal says,

" Just go and see old Bill , he has one more for sale, tell him I sent you and you may get him under ten grand "

Well our man cant get to old Bill's quick enough and pays over almost ten grand for Ralphy, Rex's younger brother.

Next weekend, down at the lake, he turns to his pal and says, "hold Rex, my Ralphy will go and look for the ducks"

Off goes Ralphy, and comes back 5 minutes later. However, he doesn't woof the number of ducks, but is shaking a massive stick in his jaws and proceeds to hump the life out of his pal's leg.

Really embarrassed ,our man grabs Ralphy and takes him straight back to old Bill and demands his money back.

Old Bill scratches his head and says " man there is nothing wrong with this dog. He was just trying to tell you there were more f*cking ducks than you can shake a stick at on that pond "