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...Get a tattoo on my neck - that'll look great when I'm 60

Wear a cap from a sport I've never played with the initials of a city I've never been to.

I'm gonna get fat and wear sports orientated clothing

Get piercings on my eyebrows and cheek oh, and my top lip just to be sure.

Have every collar turned up as high as it will go.

Have a hood on every piece of outer clothing

Wear a shapless bag on my head in an attempt to look, erm... what?

Wear a scarf in that oh so irritating metrosexual way

Wear jeans so tight I have the look of childs drawing of a matchstick man in crayon

Wear jeans so low (a well known one this), so low that you can read the label of my undercrackers whether you want to or not

For the ladies - I'm gonna wear leggings so see through the label can be read at 50 paces, genitalia on show squashed in the style of a masked robber from the 1970's with tights over the head.


AAAAAAARGGH!!!!
 
Harrumph.

And what's with all these young men with girls haircuts.

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If you can't do it yourself with a set of clippers, costs more than a fiver, or requires "products" to hold it in place, it's a girls hair cut. :p
 
legrandefromage":if5tbjij said:
...Get a tattoo on my neck - that'll look great when I'm 60

Get piercings on my eyebrows and cheek oh, and my top lip just to be sure.


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Funny really, I'm a piercer, my wifes' a tattooist and guess what ?

We have travelled the world for our work have no debts, own our shops outright and live in a castle ;)
 
legrandefromage":32ja9b4c said:
Have every collar turned up as high as it will go.


Which approach are you going for? Eric Cantona or Harry Hill?*

David**

*They're the main two; you've got to have a system. ;)
**I've a nasty feeling I might be "guilty as charged" on the scarf front. Except my footie and University ones, which can't be worn like that.
 
Fark!!!!! Was only moaning to the missus today about popped collars. Oh how I ******* hate them. On one hand a great way of spotting a prick, on the other hand it makes nice guys look like pricks.

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B77":3e71xipi said:
Funny really, I'm a piercer, my wifes' a tattooist and guess what ?

We have travelled the world for our work have no debts, own our shops outright and live in a castle ;)


that explanes a lot, has the smell of trigene gone to your head? ;)
 
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