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...Get a tattoo on my neck - that'll look great when I'm 60
Wear a cap from a sport I've never played with the initials of a city I've never been to.
I'm gonna get fat and wear sports orientated clothing
Get piercings on my eyebrows and cheek oh, and my top lip just to be sure.
Have every collar turned up as high as it will go.
Have a hood on every piece of outer clothing
Wear a shapless bag on my head in an attempt to look, erm... what?
Wear a scarf in that oh so irritating metrosexual way
Wear jeans so tight I have the look of childs drawing of a matchstick man in crayon
Wear jeans so low (a well known one this), so low that you can read the label of my undercrackers whether you want to or not
For the ladies - I'm gonna wear leggings so see through the label can be read at 50 paces, genitalia on show squashed in the style of a masked robber from the 1970's with tights over the head.
AAAAAAARGGH!!!!
Wear a cap from a sport I've never played with the initials of a city I've never been to.
I'm gonna get fat and wear sports orientated clothing
Get piercings on my eyebrows and cheek oh, and my top lip just to be sure.
Have every collar turned up as high as it will go.
Have a hood on every piece of outer clothing
Wear a shapless bag on my head in an attempt to look, erm... what?
Wear a scarf in that oh so irritating metrosexual way
Wear jeans so tight I have the look of childs drawing of a matchstick man in crayon
Wear jeans so low (a well known one this), so low that you can read the label of my undercrackers whether you want to or not
For the ladies - I'm gonna wear leggings so see through the label can be read at 50 paces, genitalia on show squashed in the style of a masked robber from the 1970's with tights over the head.
AAAAAAARGGH!!!!