al":3bml94k7 said:I've just been hit over the head with a power tool.
I was minding my own business then ..........bosch!
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David B":390q357a said:al":390q357a said:I've just been hit over the head with a power tool.
I was minding my own business then ..........bosch!
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Dangerous business that DIY. I was looking at the wooden garden furniture in B&Q the other week, when a sales assistant walked up to me and said "excuse me, do you want decking?"; I replied in the affirmative and he punched me in the face*.
al":r93a7aeq said:Bet you'd get £20 off some bedding plants or something... think on.
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David B":242phivl said:al":242phivl said:Bet you'd get £20 off some bedding plants or something... think on.
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I reckon the only reason B&Q sell plants at all is so the store manager can knock up a floral tribute at the drop of a hat if any of the aging shop staff pop off whilst at work.