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I bet it didn't hurt as much as getting thumped by the Saints 
I hasten to add i may yet have to eat my words
I hasten to add i may yet have to eat my words
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I'll put it down as a fluke
al":3bml94k7 said:
Dangerous business that DIY. I was looking at the wooden garden furniture in B&Q the other week, when a sales assistant walked up to me and said "excuse me, do you want decking?"; I replied in the affirmative and he punched me in the face*.
David
*This might well be a Tim Vine joke originally.
David B":390q357a said:al":390q357a said:
Dangerous business that DIY. I was looking at the wooden garden furniture in B&Q the other week, when a sales assistant walked up to me and said "excuse me, do you want decking?"; I replied in the affirmative and he punched me in the face*.
That's terrible... I hope you had a word with the manager? You'd better be quick though, with the age of some of the staff, he'd be dead by the time the police turned up!! although that's more a reflection of the police service than the giffers that maskerade as shop assistants.
Bet you'd get £20 off some bedding plants or something... think on.
al.
al":r93a7aeq said:Bet you'd get £20 off some bedding plants or something... think on.
al.
I reckon the only reason B&Q sell plants at all is so the store manager can knock up a floral tribute at the drop of a hat if any of the aging shop staff pop off whilst at work.
Back to power tools - I recently completely dismantled one of mine and am struggling to re-assemble it. So if anyone wants a 250-piece jigsaw to while away a rainy Sunday afternoon with, get in touch....
David
David B":242phivl said:al":242phivl said:Bet you'd get £20 off some bedding plants or something... think on.
al.
I reckon the only reason B&Q sell plants at all is so the store manager can knock up a floral tribute at the drop of a hat if any of the aging shop staff pop off whilst at work.
Also the manager can spend four hours a day in the fresh air pretending to water them.
The plants... not the old giffers.
al.
