Come up with a funny punchline!

So, tonight I went to my local comedy night which often plays host to some excellent comedians (http://www.youmustbestoking.com). This evening the compere has a little competition during the intermission - he asks for the name of a person who has been in the news lately and a household item. One guys shouts 'Chris Huhne' and a woman says a kettle. So, the competiton is to come up with a punchline for the following joke:

Whats the difference between Chris Huhne and a kettle?

Low and behold, I won it! So, in a similar spirit, what would you have put as a punchline? I will let this run for a little bit and see what you guys would have said before revealing what I came up with.

No prize I am afraid, unless I can think of something to send out in the meantime!!

Go...

(post edited to now spell Huhne correctly :roll

The kettle never made the teapot take it's speeding points!

I would rather funk a kettle than Chris Huhne's new woman.

Whats the difference between Chris Hulme and a kettle?...none, they both squeal when they are ready

One makes hot water, the other is in it

One's a steaming pot, the other's a speeding tw@t

They both expell a hell of a lot of hot air!!!!!

i can't beat sylus, genius

Some amusing punchlines so far! Sylus is on top in my opinion for now, especially with the reference to a retro style kettle. I will let this play on until tonight when it will have been 24 hours. If there are still entries coming in I will let it run another day and then divuldge my winning response...

Still mulling over what I can give as a prize but, sorry Sylus, posting over the pond may prove a bit rich! We will have to see what I can rustle up

Sorry, can't help with that punchline but the latest online Huhne gag doing the rounds is that Harry Redknapp was willing to take the blame for the speeding offence - that's how desperate they are for some points at Loftus Road right now.

David

Hadnt heard that one, good work David!