chainspotting

Choose bikes. Choose a trail. Choose gears. Choose mates. Choose a ******* big drop off. Choose cross country, downhill, shimano disc brakes and electric gear changes. Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance. Choose nought percent finance payments. Choose a better bike. Choose your friends. Choose baggy shorts and SPD shoes. Choose an SDG seat and higher purchase in a wide range of ******* fabrics. Choose fixing it yourself. and wondering who the **** you are on Sunday morning. Choose sitting on a cool bike watching mind-enhancing spirit-lifting mountain views stuffing ******* energy food in your mouth. Choose pedaling away at the end of it all, shredding your last on an amazing trail, something more than an embarrassment to the selfish fucked-up brats you've sworn to replace yourself. Choose your future, choose life. why would you want to do a thing like that? . I chose something else, I chose to choose bike

inspired by watching trainspotting now

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Wanna watch Trainspotting now. Mrs won't watch it cos of the baby bit

Logic.Al":3o5y1l94 said:

Wanna watch Trainspotting now. Mrs won't watch it cos of the baby bit

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Oh dear, ive not got enough blood in my alcohol system it seems, i read your comment as your mrs wont let you watch 'chainspotting' because of the baby bit, i was thinking wtf, there isnt a baby in there, its an mtb film

Spudly":1ges7zax said:

Logic.Al":1ges7zax said:

Wanna watch Trainspotting now. Mrs won't watch it cos of the baby bit

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Oh dear, ive not got enough blood in my alcohol system it seems, i read your comment as your mrs wont let you watch 'chainspotting' because of the baby bit, i was thinking wtf, there isnt a baby in there, its an mtb film

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She won't let me watch that either. She thinks its boring. :roll:

Logic.Al":2gvf828i said:

She won't let me watch that either. She thinks its boring. :roll:

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You sir, should present her with a fine slap and send her to her room whilst you watch both films in succession!




I accept no responsibility whatsoever for personal trauma/injury after following that course of advice, do not try that at home.



Im now watching 'chainspotting' btw, and its all you guys fault

Slapping her would mean I'd be on my bike ALL the time. With no where else to go

Logic.Al":1l2r33iz said:

Slapping her would mean I'd be on my bike ALL the time. With no where else to go

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Hence the official disclaimer in my post, one should always read the smallprint

i read that with a scottish accent and an acid house beat in the background.....

twain":sep3ti6f said:

i read that with a scottish accent and an acid house beat in the background.....

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