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AKA One Man and His Self Serving BS

Due to popular demand (ok, so it was the voices in my head), here's a load of guff written over the past few years in one handy easy to ignore thread. For those who received tablet for Christmas, this material is ideal for using in the bathroom, not so much that it's a good read but more so that you'll feel compelled to complete your business with all due haste and get the heck out.

PS I had no idea where to post this as nowhere seemed appropriate - I bet one of those bloody Moderators moves it.


Rides and Stuff
Paris-Roubaix - a ride report
viewtopic.php?t=104945&highlight=parisroubaix

L'Eroica 2010 - ride report
viewtopic.php?t=119806&highlight=leroica

3 Peaks Cyclocross 2011 – a personal report
viewtopic.php?t=167444&highlight=peaks

Ronde van Vlaanderen 2012 - AKA 'Square pegs in Ronde holes'
viewtopic.php?t=195472&highlight=flanders

We Were Old and Careful AKA We Need To Talk About Ed
viewtopic.php?t=222073&highlight=bormio

3 Peaks Cyclocross 2012 AKA The Life Aquatic with Ed Zissou
viewtopic.php?t=223400&highlight=peaks

Under the Tuscan Sun – l’Eroica 2012
viewtopic.php?t=225244&highlight=leroica

Ronde van Vlaanderen 2013 - By Any Means Necessary
viewtopic.php?f=5&t=250627

RetroRonde 2013 - Three Go Wild in Belgium
viewtopic.php?f=5&t=258291

L’Eroica 2013 – Three Times A Lady?
http://www.retrobike.co.uk/events/leroi ... mes-a-lady

World Cx 2014 - The future was bright, the future was orange
viewtopic.php?f=5&t=286988

Liège–Bastogne–Liège 2014 – more Eddie from Iron Maiden than Eddy Merckx
viewtopic.php?f=5&t=295895

Spring Classics 2015 – A British Great Bows Out Part 1
viewtopic.php?f=5&t=322936

Spring Classics 2015 – A British Great Bows Out Part 2
viewtopic.php?f=5&t=322942&p=2424167#p2424167


Non-Specific Blather
Ed's Guide to Sartorial Cycling Elegance
viewtopic.php?t=83251&highlight=eds+guide

How to Shred Like Ed - a masterclass
viewtopic.php?t=79645&highlight=eds+skills

Ed's Skills Guide Part II - Riding Suspension
viewtopic.php?t=81252&highlight=eds+guide

Ed's Guide to Preparing for MM
viewtopic.php?t=142157&highlight=eds+guide

Ed’s Festive 500
viewtopic.php?t=235554
 
I really should chaff this thread Ed.
Self promotion is never a virtue and your language is highly inappropriate for a family forum.

Which reminds me have I mentioned that thing that I'm doing.
I'm really such a ******* great guy...

etc...
 
drystonepaul":12opxj7m said:
I really should chaff this thread Ed.
Self promotion is never a virtue and your language is highly inappropriate for a family forum.

Which reminds me have I mentioned that thing that I'm doing.
I'm really such a ******* great guy...

etc...

Really appreciate you appreciating that it is all about me. But, if by a stretch, it isn't then it bloody well should be. How do you like them (sweary) apples?


[But, respectfully, I have changed the title].
 
ededwards":38u4i72k said:
I’d just started ‘Fallen Angel’. William Fotheringham’s book on Fausto Coppi, and it was to this I turned for inspiration. And I found exactly what I was looking for. Biagio Cavanna, Fausto Coppi’s blind coach, advised “no cigarettes, no women, no wine”. This was hugely encouraging as I have always actively abided by one of these rules, passively by another although it being Italy, it would have been churlish to comply with the third – Meatloaf claimed “two out of three ain’t bad” and I was already 50% up on that. Thinking on, I slept soundly.


Thanks for this.

Firstly, it's more entertaining than SkyFall which I have just returned from watching, and secondly, it's given purpose to my wiping my arse on the rose scented Cath Kidston loo paper currently to be found stocked at the outlaws...

When I need another crap I shall read further...

BB
 
Ed is awesome.... fact.


Still not going to read all that blather though!



al. :D
 
StanleyButterfly":1w8fjl9e said:
Who is this Edwards guy? Seems ok. Why are we reading these on the potty?

I don't why but that does make me chuckle :LOL: :LOL:
 
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