Nun joke

Two nuns are riding a tandem round town, one of them says "I've never come this way before", and the other replies "it must be the cobblestones"...
 
two nuns driving driving down the road late at night and dracula leaps out in front of them! not wanting to be drained they decide not to stop the car and drive straight at him, he bounces off the bumper and lands on the bonnet, clinging onto the wiper blades and screaming abuse at the nuns
the nun driveing tries to shake him off but he wont let go
the nun in the passenger seat screams at the driver to show him your cross, to which she replies cross! cross sister? I'm F'##king mad have you seen the scratches in my bonnet? those f''#kers wont just polish out you know :LOL:
 
Tazio":nmdm0a38 said:
argonsixar":nmdm0a38 said:
My neighbour knocked on my door at 2:30am this morning, can you believe that? 2:30am?! Luckily for him I was still up playing my bagpipes.

And the nuns were where? :?

He stuck a couple of recorders up a nuns arse and while he was
******* her she played scotland the brave.
 
2 nuns in a bath. one says to the other
"where's the soap?"

the other replies:

"yes it does doesnt it..."
 
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