blinkin' effin' lippin' parcel bleedin' force

02gf74

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Tried to track a parcel so ring up 0845 722 3344.

"Welcome to parcel force, all our calls are monitored for training purposes, please select from one of the folloinwg option, for christmas stamps and deliveries blah blah ..."

select 2
"Welcome to parcel force something else, for blah blah .."

select 1
"Welcome to parcel force tracking service, did you know you can now track on our website blah blah for tracking please select from the following options blah blah ...."

select 1

"Find a quiet place and speak in you normal voice(!?)to read out the parcel number on your card ..."

Pee Bee Eye Ess One Two ....


"I'm sorry, I didn't get that. please try again"

Pee Bee Eye Ess One Two ....
"I'm sorry, I didn't get that. please try again"

Pee Bee Eye Ess One Two ....
"I still didn't get that, goodbye"

ARRGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

10 minutes wasted :twisted: :twisted:

I mean, what is the bloody point?????!?!?!?!?!?! :twisted:
 
I distinctly remember them saying in the early 80's that technology would give us all more leisure time............................ :?:
 
ODEON cinema's used to have the same sort of ticket booking system, drove me to the point of launching the phone across the room! :evil:
 
Even if you had got a location on your parcel it would be a one in a million chance it would be an accurate location.
 
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